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Joke of the Day
"What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon? Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride."
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"Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team? She ran away from the ball."
"I don't mind when a waitress says, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" when I ask for some coke. But when my drug dealer says it, it's kind of annoying"
"What do you call a bird that believes in the change in the basic assumptions, or paradigms, within the ruling theory of science? A *parrot*-digm shift."
"[Guy goes on a date w me] Hm not sure if he likes me [13 more dates] Dunno? [Marries me] It's so confusing [Stays w me 30 yrs] How do u tell"
"It's incredible how many movies and tv-shows use Sandstorm by Darude in their soundtracks. YouTube commenters have been surprisingly helpful sourcing this information."
"I like my women how I like my books With an amazing climax"
"what do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs a condescending con descending"
"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, Crisp and Even"
"Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez? At the pico de gallows."