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Joke of the Day

"What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon? Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride."

"The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!"

"I can't pull a rabbit out of a hat. But I can pull a hair out of my ass."

"If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!"

"""Where's Waldo?"" books become more thrilling if you think ""Okay... Waldo's my brother and he's off his meds and will die if I don't find him."""

"How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same? They both came in a little behind."

"I think I'm allergic to mornings."

"I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round"

"Twitter addiction A man goes to his doctor and says: -Doctor, I think i am addicted to Twitter. -Eh,sorry...I don't follow you."

"What the diffrence between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp"