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Joke of the Day
"Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie? He'd rather spend his money on a forty"
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"How does an Old lady vagina feel? ever fed a pony?"
"Yeah you ladies like bad boys, right? Haha well let me tell you, ladies,, I am bad at basically everything, ;)"
"A man with Alzheimer's walks into a bar."
"Operation Protective Edge was not about wearing condoms."
"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door"
"What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!"
"Just got home and found all the doors and windows wide open and everything gone... What kind of sick person would do this to my Advent calendar?"
"I called the urologist's office for an appointment for erectile dysfunction. The girl on the phone checked the calendar and said, ""alright, let's see if we can get you in.."" I said, ""exactly."""
"How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !"