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Joke of the Day
"Jesus saves... ...everyone else takes full damage."
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"How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer? The power is on and you're connected to the internet."
"Samsung users are like... ""Im glad Samsung is finally blowing up."""
"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"
"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says ""We don't sever your kind"". The mushroom says ""Why not, I'm a fun guy""."
"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid. I was petrified."
"Made the decision that I'm done having kids. Yet every morning I wake up and there they are asking me for breakfast."
"I want to get arrested by a motorcycle cop just so I can hold him tenderly around the waist on my way to jail."
"I wish robot servants were affordable already."
"Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn"