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Joke of the Day
"Here's to the kisses that I snatched, and Vice versa. Bottoms up fellas."
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"Oscar Pistorius is soon getting out of jail. 10 months without sex, you should hide, ladies. But for the love of God, not in the bathroom."
"Did you hear about the redneck family campout? It was fucking intense"
"I'm well pissed off with my neighbour today. Yesterday he kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over at full blast. I wouldn't mind normally, but it was all night long."
"As a janitor, you wouldn't believe the shit I have to clean up. http://m.imgur.com/cjYphZQ"
"GOD: Mark, I have chosen you. You will know answers to all of life's mysteries, just listen to the voicemail I left you. ME: voicemail? ugh"
"Crees que soy muy bajita? La novia pregunta al novio - Amor Crees que soy muy bajita? - Pues tienes una estatura comun. - De veras? - Si, comun-duende. jajaja que grosero verdad"
"Being a child is like being drunk. Everybody remembers what you did exept you."
"How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore? He/she barely even cuts it anymore."
"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Dam."