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Joke of the Day

"Why did the virus get a ticket? Because he was driving under the influenza......"

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet"

"Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber. The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_()_/ "

"My friend, Damian, is crazy for apple products He's a macadamian nut."

"My mum asked me what i had planned for easter. I told her same as Jesus. Im going out on Friday and i will be back on Sunday"

"I was sad to lose an arm wrestling match to a woman, but I felt better after I found out she was a man. Then sad again because we had sex."

"Condom bursts are like Hillary Clinton's e-mails. You can try to neclect it, but everybody knows it's yours."

"According to my mate 3 genders exist. Female Male And mental illness"

"Clinton is MY president! His second term is about to end but I truly loved his presidency -Sent from internet explorer"

"What do you call a Mexican Aunt? A tor-tia."