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Joke of the Day
"Why did the virus get a ticket? Because he was driving under the influenza......"
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"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania."
"Why is Donald Trump like a Gibbering Mouther from DnD? Both are all mouth and no balls."
"How do you titilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock into my girlfriend's arse"
"Shopping at Walmart to test my immune system."
"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month!"
"My favorite ""yo momma"" joke from the 2000s Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches."
"Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money"