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Joke of the Day
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" ""4 years sober..."""
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"My new job! I will start my career as vacuum cleaner salesman, and my name will be ""Mike Dyson""!"
"B*tch your so ugly that even the mirror showed a 404 error."
"Why people cry during the weddings? ...they are preparing for whats coming afterwards"
"Obama's gonna take all your decorative soaps."
"What do you call snacks served at a brothel? whore d'oeuvres"
"Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls."
"Thank God you've updated your status to ""Finished lunch"" after you first posted ""Going to lunch"" I really couldn't tolerate more suspense."
"Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans? So people can read her lips."
"What is the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? Black Jews have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."