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"You know what's funny about Internet Explorer? Punch line buffering..."
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"Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !"
"What is Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigh-er"
"I overheard my daughter asking the little boy next door, ""Are you the opposite sex, or am I."""
"What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car? Do you even Lyft?"
"Here, take my advice. It's not like I'm using it..."
"Who called it death by autoerotic asphyxiation and not final fantasy"
"Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought a android Ipad."
"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!"
"You know, I'm really glad Ben Carson didn't end up being Secretary of Education. I really didn't want our kids learning that the food pyramid was built to store grain."