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Joke of the Day

"The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That's 15 minutes, right? I'm not reading too much into it?"

"What do you call the person who revised Hitler's speeches? Grammar Nazi"

"What do you call a woman with six kids? Lucy"

"What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler? A flat minor"

"What is Long and narrow and becomes bigger when given a blow ? A balloon."

"How can a blind person tell if they're home? They check the architexture."

"I never date left handed women Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey"

"Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out."

"Did you hear about the swingers.. that got kicked out of the swap meet?"

"I hate it when my kid says, ""But mom, it was an accident!"" Yeah? Well so were you, but I still have to take responsibility for you..."