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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the person who revised Hitler's speeches? Grammar Nazi"
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"What do you call a fire pokemon mixed with Donald Trump ? A Charitard."
"A Spanish, Greek and Portuguese man go to a bar. Who pays for the drinks? The German!"
"What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice? ""REPOST!"""
"What do you do with an infected chemist? You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium"
"An unemployed guy gets a call from the lady at the Employment agency Lady : I have two openings for you. Guy : I know. The lady hangs up."
"Why I dislike German sausages. They are the wurst."
"What are some really stupid jokes? One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar? Students: Sacan? Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You don't need to tell me that I'm not your cup of tea. I am well aware that I'm not a cup of tea, idiot."
"I know a really good reverend Jim Jones joke. I'd tell it, but the punch line is too long."