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Joke of the Day
"I've seen homeless guys who keep their boxes in better shape than some girls keep theirs."
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"""Is there a genius in the house?! It's an emergency!"" *I start to get up from table* *wife discretely stops me* *I silently agree with wife*"
"How do you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits in your wife's clothes"
"Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly Now I'm just ugly"
"Ghost handwriting is so sloppy. What is this, blood? Lol. Get a pen."
"What's everyone's problem with euthanasia? I like little asian kids"
"As far as I know original golf joke So what does a bogey have in common with a dead golfer? One too many strokes."
"Lying on a hospital bed, I pull you in close, and with my dying breath, I whisper, ""Name one of your Pokemon after me"""
"Firestien just came out with a new Jewish tire. It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too."
"Did you hear about the man who tried to freeze himself at 0 Kelvin? He's 0K now"