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Joke of the Day
"What's everyone's problem with euthanasia? I like little asian kids"
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"Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?"
"grade A funny I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."
"What's the difference between a jew and a boy-scout? Boy-scout comes back from the camp"
"What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain."
"Bet you I can guess how much she weighs. She's about one... FAT BITCH!"
"*calls mom* ""Ma I made 3 friends on twitter today"" *long pause* ""Mom?"" *mom stares at 3 fake twitter accounts she made, fights tears* ""Mom?"""
"Looks like we set back the clock twice this week... First on Sunday, then on election night."
"With what did the scuba-diver use to cut seaweed? A sea-saw"
"Why people hate Billy Mays jokes because they're corny."