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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who tried to freeze himself at 0 Kelvin? He's 0K now"
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"I had a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, and it steel wooden whistle. But then I bought a tin whistle, and now I tin whistle!"
"The band Europe is rereleasing their greatest hits on records. It's the vinyl countdown."
"What do a Russian pimp call his prostitute? Slobberonmadickyabitch"
"My social life. /thread"
"A Roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.... ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replied, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""
"What is the difference between British beer and a pussy? The pussy only tastes like piss at the start."
"A Cop, Indian, GI, Construction Worker and a Cowboy walk into a bar... Am I in the wrong place or are they?"
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you."
"What do you do when a bird attacks you? Duck."