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Joke of the Day

"A good pun is its groan reward!"

"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!"

"My dad drowned while at work in a vat of cake mix I know it sounds unlikely but there were some very strong currants"

"LPT Don't order the wrong thing for your wife at subway Oops wrong sub"

"Son, you're kind of like rapunzel. But instead of letting your hair down you let everyone in your life down."

"I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea."

"What's common between Canadians and Belgians? They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too."

"Mrs. Smith: Help me doctor! My son John swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!"

"I think instead of ""LOL""....I'm gonna go with ""SALTS"" (Smiled a little then stopped). Its more truthful."

"I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologise to the man at the next urinal."