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Joke of the Day

"They say women only use 10% of their anger"

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? enough to kill 2 1/2 men."

"Say - didja hear about the LGBT who keeps telling bad Bruce Jenner jokes? (wait for it ... wait for it Yeah - every one thinks he's a real bruisance ..."

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... ... but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"chicken. knock knock Why did the chicken cross the road? (To get to the idiots house.) *knock knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken...."

"I used to have Multiple Personality Disorder... But now we don't!"

"Only mass transit kids will get this! We rank the top rails, the third one will shock you!"

"If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling."

"If you are Russian when you go in the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? European (your a peeing)"

"A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar."