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Joke of the Day

"chicken. knock knock Why did the chicken cross the road? (To get to the idiots house.) *knock knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken...."

"Sex jokes aren't funny, I mean cum on people."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!"

"I'm drinking some pretty average tea... It's Mediocritea."

"This autographed Bible isn't authentic, unless Je$u$ is actually how he signed his name."

"When it comes to volunteering on my gynecology residency, I'm the first to put my hand up."

"How does the sun cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"Why are jews always washing their hands? They're Germaphobes."

"How do blind people know their ass is clean after they poop? One bark means clean, two means dirty."

"I heard Bill Cosby made a sex tape.... Twice as strong as duct tape."