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Joke of the Day
"Only mass transit kids will get this! We rank the top rails, the third one will shock you!"
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"What's the best part of gay sex? The part where you ***don't get fucked in the ass***."
"What do you call the TMNTs doing stand up comedy? April's Fools!!!"
"Marriage is a 3 ring circus. . . The engagement ring, The wedding ring And the suffeRING."
"Why is Denmark the happiest country on Earth? Because all the sad people there kill themselves."
"2 Fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other, ""Hey who's driving this thing?"""
"When I see starving children in 3rd world countries, I get so sad knowing there's no way they'll ever be able to retweet me."
"What's more effective than an islamic call to prayer? A rape whistle."
"While never officially canonized by a Pope, Saint Patrick is widely recognized as the patron saint of Slytherin."
"My wife once told me "" Mike you're the only man who ever gave me multiple orgasms"", which pissed me off because my names not Mike"