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Joke of the Day
"Yogi Berra He lived his whole life."
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"Bono is gonna be really pissed off when he finds out he's not Jesus."
"What did the jungle cat say to the comedian in a packed laugh house? ""Stop making me laugh, you are going to make me puma pants""."
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"You might have heard about the Chevy Camaro IROC, but do you know what IROC stands for? Italian retard out cruising."
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"Scientist have created five monkeys with autism. They were promptly made mods of r/jokes"