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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that priest that turned to alcohol and drugs after he was confined to a wheelchair? He's no longer an upstanding member of the community."

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"My girlfriend put on a few pounds recently. That explains why I'm attracted to her more."
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"Why do Canadians like doggy style so much? So they can both watch the hockey game!"
"Plan ""T"" is going to work out, I have a good feeling about this one."
"Me: For Christmas I want a girlfriend/boyfriend Santa: Let's be realistic lol"
"Steven Gerrard obviously believes his best chance of winning the Premier League is to join the MLS and then hope that Man City try to sign him."
"The Mets got Royally screwed...."
"I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous"