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Joke of the Day
"""Bones?"" I said. ""Is that you?"" ""In the flesh"", it replied."
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"What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!"
"I tried to catch some fog... I mist."
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"Why is Thor's brother always overlooked? Because he's low key."
"How girls put on their pants: *Left leg* *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done.."
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"A speech should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep it interesting!"
"Geez, I'm so sorry...I'm not normally ticklish. (me to the nail lady I just kicked in the face during my pedicure)"
"Pac-Man What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes."