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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss of female archaeologists? Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."
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"Finding out how big of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan I truly am was understandably pretty tough for my daughters, Raphael & Leonardo."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton run for president. Who loses? America."
"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? A: They planet Insert death threats below"
"Nice try, self check out lanes. There's not even any mirrors."
"An electrical engineer is talking to a blonde the blonde asks: ""What do you do for a living?"" The engineer replies "" I make chips"" ""Oh yummy!"""
"What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common? They're both convertables."
"When I was a little kid, I asked the waitress for a quickie My mom had to tell me, ""It's pronounced quiche'."""
"The jerk store called. Instead of texting. Typical"
"""The Ugly Duckling"" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive."