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Joke of the Day

"My friend had a testicle removed after finding a lump. He's very serious when it comes to mashed potatoes."

"Some nights I stare at the stars wondering if you can see the same ones Then I realize, of course you can, I'm in your backyard"

"If you don't get the joke look it up. Your mother was a hamster and your smelt of elderberries!"

"Why did the Pollock cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken."

"Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad."

"Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting."

"Carpenters are only in it for them shelves."

"Is it just me, or do toasters have like 4 settings too many? They should have 1 setting that reads: ""Toast"""

"Accidentally took a women's multi vitamin and I've been trying to get dressed for the past 3 hours, but everything is making me look fat."

"If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil."