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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath."
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"Jokes About Canada I've been trying to think of jokes about Canada. I could rib on universal health care, maple syrup, or ""sorry"". But no matter what I think of, it always ends up feeling sort of eh."
"With Instagram's new video function, we will now be able to hear the quacks from all the duck faces."
"I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point. She turned around and found out I was walking her home."
"What's long and hard and has cum in it? Cumulative exams."
"What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ? One always offer a snack bar after saying hello"
"Hey Pringles, It's time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn't exactly thin-wristed. Thank you!"
"My favorite thing to say when a man offers me a drink is, ""Of course I'll have another...I AM drinking for two, after all!"""
"Someone angrily told me ""You're so sarcastic!"" That would be like me angrily telling a woman ""You're so beautiful!"""
"Why don't they play poker in the savanna? because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day."