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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath."
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"You've been robbed by *360 spin* A smooooth crimi- *trips over own feet, drops tv, & butt dials police*"
"What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him? Get off me homes!"
"What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"What does a Mexican say to piss you off? ""You are now Manuelly breathing."""
"People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life."
"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy."
"I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time."
"Disguise a mini-recorder as a walkie-talkie and play this at high volume: ""DO YOU COPY? IT'S A BEAR WITH HUMAN HANDS! A BEAR WITH--[static]"""
"How did the astrologer cross the road? In his Taurus!"