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Joke of the Day

"A mother walked in to find her son playing with his privates. ""Oh dear..."" ""...those toy soldiers were supposed to be a surprise!"""

"Surprise parties for Lindsey Lohan probably have that ""Intervention-y"" feeling at first."

"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"What do you call an easter extremist? The middle easter bunny"

"I spent all of last night trying to remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500 and couldn't.... ...I'm so LIVID right now."

"But, your honor... she told me she shaved it!"

"married sext... him: I'll be home soon her: don't you threaten me"

"How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car? >Only if you go aks your mother."

"If someone says ""I will do anything for you"" lean in really close and say ""There's a body in my basement and I can't eat it all by myself."""

"English is weird... but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Yeah you red it rite."