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Joke of the Day
"When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be? Penny Bruce"
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"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I know he means well..."
"What do you get when a horse's food comes to know Jesus? Christian Bale"
"A WOMAN IS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING! Being an equal partner in a loving relationship."
"Why was the Moon in a bad mood? It was just going through one of its phases."
"i love that kanye gets into very specific beefs with ppl i have to google but he's nice enough to say both their first & last name"
"Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award? Because he was always out standing in his field."
"I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the BMI scale"
"When life hands you melons... you're dyslexic."
"Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it."