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Joke of the Day
"I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the BMI scale"
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"What insect lives on nothing ? A moth because it eats holes"
"Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them."
"My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential... Then he pushed me off the roof"
"Charlie Sheen recently came out of the clinic That's what happens when you share tigers with Siegfried and Roy"
"What is my dentist's favorite indie band? Fluoride and the Machine"
"Soup: for when you want to be hungry again in 20 minutes"
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog guy? Make me one with everything."
"Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game."