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Joke of the Day
"Once I found out masturbating was an addiction, I just knew that I had no choice but to beat it."
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"Why don't debutantes like group sex? Too many Thank You notes to write."
"Q: What's red and not there? A: No tomatoes."
"Roses are red, violets are blue I'm schizophrenic, and so am I"
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
"My kid just randomly recited my wife's cell phone number that we had no idea he knew. Now we're getting fitted for suits and hitting Vegas."
"How do you confuse an AP student? Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C."
"Dear High School Reunions, You are now obsolete. Please contact facebook with any questions."
"machines in a casino do you know which machine is the most likely to pay out? The ATM"
"Your parents didn't even want you... You would have been a blowjob if your mom had change for that $20."