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Joke of the Day
"My dad is so cheap that when he dies he is going to walk towards the light and turn it off.."
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"My daily affirmation before work goes something like this: ""I enjoy receiving a paycheck."""
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"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"
"When I'm having a shitty day sometimes I go to WalMart and just smile and show off my teeth."
"Bad guys gotta have a meeting and decide once and for all Liam Neeson's family is off limits."
"What do you call the illegitimate son of a man with a big face? A cheeky bastard."