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Joke of the Day
"My pet dog named Doug ran away. Now everybody calls me Doug-less. :("
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"A man got a fortune cookie without a fortune.... ... well that's unfortunate"
"I'd love to be a mayfly. But only for a day."
"What's something that Slaves have and rich people want? Nothing!"
"I'm going to check out the new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."
"I don't even know how to read a digital clock I can only tell the time on the ones with the hands"
"Getting really tired of you emotional women on Facebook. Stick some cotton in your crotch, eat a tub of ice cream, curl up to your body pillow, STFU and go to sleep"
"If Carly Fiorina really wants to destroy Planned Parenthood, she should become its CEO <badumpa>"
"What's Hitlers favorite video game? Space Invaders"
"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his nephew in the jungle? ..."