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Joke of the Day

"I'd love to be a mayfly. But only for a day."

"Why did the excluded tree grow? To be long."

"I hate going to liquor stores. Everyone wines about everything."

"What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities? Optimus *Crime*."

"Why did the window blush? Because it could see the weather changing."

"What do you call a slow transgender? Translate."

"How do you tell a good farmer? He's outstanding in his field"

"Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?"

"What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision? I just want to know the cutoff date."

"Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing."