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Joke of the Day
"What do you call sheep in the Middle East? Arak of lamb"
Next Joke
"What did the Orthopedist Comedian Magician say to his patient? ""For my next trick, i'll tickle your funny bone"""
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)"
"Bough some shoes from my drug dealer. They were pretty nice"
"Wife: You were right. Me: Say it again. Wife: You were right. Me: Again. Wife: You were right. Me: One more time. Wife: You wer- *wakes up*"
"How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton."
"Ancient Aliens"
"If your rice accidentally gets wet, you can dry it out overnight by placing it in a bowl of cellphones."
"isnt it so weird when youre thinking about someone and they suddenly appear? Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating"
"Every summer I go to Grammar Camp we discuss creative ideas and pitch our new tense."