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Joke of the Day

"I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH other people at you."

"I keep a second pair of shoes at work, I don't want people to recognize me when I'm pooping."

"Will glass coffins be a success Clearly"

"there are two kinds of people in this world... 1) People who can finish lists."

"Kim on FB needs help deciding if the snot in her kid's nose is from allergies or not. His Dr. says yes, but she really needs your opinion."

"Mike Tyson wanted me to add him online But I couldn't find him on faithbook.com"

"[Flight Attendant]: Would you like some headphones? [Passenger]: Yes please, but how'd you know my name was Phones?"

"Q:What happens when your GF illegally downloads a movie? A:She becomes PirateBae"

"Someday when I run out of comic books, I'd like to try this sex with girls I've been hearing about."

"Somewhere, a ninja watches ""I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."" An imperceptible smile creeps across his lips. ""Damn right you didn't."""