12674

Joke of the Day

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me, it means a lot."

"What is the derivative of 151? Poke(dx)"

"You can't put a price on slippery lemons."

"A driver had to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting a midget... ...I guess you can say they made a short stop."

"Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give body armour manufacturers a bad name."

"Today I just turned 17! That makes me over 3.55 x 10^14 years old."

"I went skiing yesterday. I didn't really enjoy it. I got to the top of the chairlift, but it was all downhill from there."

"Football players, basketball players and soccer players all play with balls. How come my girlfriend refuses to."

"I'm a morning person. Then, around noon, I turn into a horse."

"I can guess what state you are from with a single question! What state are you from?"