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Joke of the Day

"How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty."

"What do you call a retarded five year old chained to a slab with his asshole lubed up? ""Daddy."""

"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know someone who would be very angry if she heard that."

"With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!"

"What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you? I'm not Willy Nelson"

"I tried to get back to the drawing board but I can't draw."

"A lot of people say I'm condescending... (That means I talk down to people)"

"There's 3 things I hate about r/jokes people who think they know the punchline and misleading titles."

"Me and my Girlfriend just broke up We had different views on history, I wanted to Hitler and she was just Stalin."

"What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now."