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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?"

"The first woman on the Moon... ""Houston, we have a problem."" ""What?"" ""Never mind."" ""What's the problem?"" ""Nothing."" ""Please tell us?"" ""You know what the problem is."""

"I hope God rethinks his decision to allow an intern to run celebrity deaths in 2016."

"I used to hate mushrooms But then they grew on me"

"Why are gay men so mean? Nsfw Because they're all fucking assholes."

"Looking for new roommates on Craigslist... ...is it too anal to ask whether or not they're into it?"

"A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. So would mine, probably, if I was having sex with something made out of bacon."

"PLOT TWIST: MARIJUANA is the drug against wars."

"I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. ...because I don't have time to get arrested today."

"long-term plan is to let my debt build into the millions and when I die have a golden tombstone that says COME COLLECT IT IN HELL, TAX MAN"