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Joke of the Day

"Looking for new roommates on Craigslist... ...is it too anal to ask whether or not they're into it?"

"When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere"

"Torturer: I will break you Me: Do you wear that hood to hide your sadness? Torturer: *broken* ah hell man I just wanted to be a chef"

"Chuck Norris has sex with every woman once a month. It causes a week of bleeding"

"Do you like dragons? I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly."

"Kylo Ren: Hey, why is my paycheck so low? General Hux: Damages. Maybe you should stop throwing temper tantrums with your lightsaber."

"What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died? Well I'll be damned!"

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strockin' Off"

"My Gf asked me How many times I jerked off I told her I only tried it a handful of times"

"school is like a boner School is like a boner its long and hard, unless your Asian"