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Joke of the Day

"PLOT TWIST: MARIJUANA is the drug against wars."

"What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights? A Sir conference."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling."

"When I lived on a houseboat I was seeing the girl next door, but eventually we drifted apart."

"Pythagoras was a skeptic... ...but now he believes in angles"

"I asked one of my friends how his sex life is going. His response: ""I'm holding my own""."

"What's a ducks favorite drug? Quack cocaine"

"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a PB&J. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. Shout out to Roosterteeth"

"Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath please? Porter: I can give you a room but you'll have to wash yourself."

"Did you hear that Jesus was a bit of a drunk? One time He got so hammered that He fell asleep in a cave for three days before He woke up. (heard in church today) :-) Happy Easter!"