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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a really fast seamstress? Tailor Swift"

"I've heard that you should always be skeptical... but I have my doubts."

"What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick..."

"Hate the political process, not the politicians. Nah, who the f*#k am I kidding? Hate those politicians!"

"Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side."

"What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp? The football player *kicks* *punts.*"

"Hear about the guy who had a fetish for Christmas? He was fucking crackers."

"What's blue and white, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A fridge with a denim jacket on."

"How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years? Give them a bible"

"Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!"