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Joke of the Day
"Caught my kid forging my signature and I have to say, pretty good for a third grader"
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"Why did the fetus kill his twin? There wasn't enough womb for the two of them!"
"What's Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? Walking Jk, rolling"
"What's attractive in a prostitute ? The Price. Own creation if anyone asks."
"In his defense, everyone sounds drunk when they say ""I'm Shia LaBeouf"""
"Never kiss a Canary. You'll get churpies! (It's a Canarial disease)."
"So my girlfriend caught me... My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my penis. She asked, ""what the hell are you doing?!"" Apparently ""heating up your dinner"" wasn't the right answer."
"[on a first date] ""Have [gestures across the whole menu] whatever you want. I hear the McRib is particularly excellent this time of year."""
"What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child? Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital."
"A pirate walks into a bar... And sits down orders a drink without anybody making a pun about his nuts."