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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia."
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"I hear a lot of black men are joining the Mexican Cartel.... I guess it takes Jaun to know De'Quan"
"twins are fighting over breastfeeding so one wanted to poisoned the other in the morning their dad died"
"What do you call someone who reads in the sun? Well Red."
"What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms"
"Damn you bladder stop releasing my precious beer."
"[at wedding] Is there any reason why these two shouldn't be wed? * me yelling * SHE THINKS WOLVERINE COULD BEAT PREDATOR *pianist vomits*"
"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb.? Two. One to screw it in and the other to take credit for it."
"What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini"
"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You told her twice already... "