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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend's ex was a clown I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill."
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"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot..... you racist bastard."
"Donald Trump For President! That was the joke"
"I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn't even have to bring the class food."
"Marijuana is not a gateway drug... I have never been smoking weed and thought, ""I know what this needs! Meth!..."""
"missy the lost cat http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html"
"Why was Anakin Skywalker king of the pub crawl? Because he killed all the Yuenglings."
"Every time I get a paper cut, I know somewhere a tree is laughing."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic baker who advertised a job vacancy? He got no customers because his sign said, ""Looking for staff, a pie within."""