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Joke of the Day
"The awkward moment when Lady Gaga has no idea what to wear for halloween."
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"I got a new high score today. Sadly, it was on my bathroom scale!"
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"I BRAKE FOR PERPETUAL GODDAMN CONSTRUCTION ON I-16."
"I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, apart from the fact that no one made any sandwiches."
"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen"
"The Camping Chemist Why do chemists never do well on camping trips? Because they pack titrations."
"A man threw milk at an old woman before... I said how dairy"