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"What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!"
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"It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside."
"Why is sperm white? Because it can swim"
"what is a jew that has eaten too many beans? a gas chamber"
"Jamie Oliver says there's ""nothin worse in the world than an undercooked green bean"" I'll go out on a limb & say he doesn't watch the news."
"So I was sitting outside today when all these guys flew over and just started sticking it in... I must have swatted 20 mosquitos..."
"How many Police Officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, they were too busy beating up the room for being black."
"""I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."" Will Shriner"
"Listening to NPR during fundraising campaigns has prepared me to ignore my kids when they ask for money."
"A car full of catholic school children got in a terrible accident Nun survived."