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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe I got arrested, just for indulging in a bit of horseplay. Although the prosecutor is calling it 'bestiality'."

"Did you hear about the suspect who was released from jail after he touched grounded metal and received a static shock? He was cleared of all charges."

"Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? -Rob DenBleyker"

"2003: Fear that ppl from the internet will find me in real life. 2013: Fear that ppl from real life will find me on the internet."

"Wanna hear a good joke? You."

"Did you hear about the genetic study on diarrhea? They say it runs in your genes."

"What do Baptists and cats have in common? You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it."

"Most hookers don't give a fuck because it's much more profitable to sell a fuck."

"Puns about cow sounds are the lowest form of humor."

"Pro Tip: Make sure you wear your Fitbit on your dominant hand so you get credit every time you lift an ice cream cone to your mouth."