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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced."
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"TIL Schweiger"
"I think I'd be really good at pulling hay from a horse's mouth But I may just be clutching at straws here."
"Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"
"Why does the forest stink during a storm? Because the trees break wind."
"Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, you have to say ""Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."""
"Honestly, I just want to see the bot try to explain this."
"Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby? Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper"
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I 've been tripping all day!"
"What do you call a dinosaur that rapes? A sexual predator."