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Joke of the Day
"Who's paying for Trump's wall? EveryJuan"
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"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Eggs can't cum."
"Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? My severely diabetic sister."
"Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose"
"What is H20 Made out of? 20 hydrogen atoms."
"Whats it called when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"
"How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The change, if needed, will come from within."
"A bathroom scale that when you stand on it just says ""Your body is but a point in space; your life, a differential of time."""
"What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of ""Peter Pan""? Slow Children At Play"