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Joke of the Day

"What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of ""Peter Pan""? Slow Children At Play"

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"If your sandwiches were made with the end Wonder bread slices, you weren't their favorite child."
"What does sex have in common with a savings account... What does sex have in common with a savings account? Answer is: ""You lose interest once you make a withdrawal""."
"What's the worst single thing you could do to someone? Start dating them"
"What happened when Grandpa went to the strip club? He had a stroke."
"ur mama is sooo fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out."
"Well, if anything, the Mayans DID teach us ONE valuable lesson. If you don't finish something...it's really not the end of the world."
"Why do they even bother calling him 007, when the first thing he does is introduce himself using his REAL NAME?"
"Vagina Steak (nswf) Today my husband asked me if my vagina was ""medium well"" yet? Pink but not bloody."
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the oven."