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Joke of the Day

"People used to go all around the world for spices. That must have been underwhelming. ""Guys, I've been gone three years and this is cumin."""

"What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie? A salty cracker with cheese."

"Why do Firemen have bigger balls than Policemen? Because they sell more tickets."

"Let me tell you a pizza joke... Nevermind it's too cheesy"

"Pornhub has banned submissions of the Germany-Brazil game. They don't allow rape videos."

"A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender ""A pint of beer please."" The bartender says ""Wow that's amazing! You should join the circus!"" The dog then replies ""Why? Do they need electricians?"""

"[First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'"

"According to my iPhone Health app, I walked 1,787 steps around this Golden Corral buffet tonight .... So I got that going for me."

"Why is North Korea so polluted? They have supreme litter."

"My son donates his hair to charity & people are all, ""Sweet."" I donate the people in my basement's & people are all, ""We have a warrant!"""