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"Kristen Stewart looks like she always has mono"
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"For Sale: Thick layer of dust. As seen on TV."
"My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat."
"Alternate Lyrics: I kissed a Trans and I liked it. The taste of her hairy lap stick."
"Stealing mosquito repellent... Jacking Off!"
"An atom loses an electron... It says, ""man, I really gotta keep an ion them."" Edit: RIP inbox, nearly thought Reddit Au was coming Edit 2: First Reddit au! Thanks kind stranger!"
"I saw a weird competition yesterday - The first person to successfully have intercourse with them self wins. So I entered myself."
"What's the difference between a blind hunter and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit while the other hoots but can't shit"
"Consult an audiophile before buying new headphones Their reasoning is pretty sound"
"What is green and if you press a button its red? A frog in a mixer."