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Joke of the Day
"How do Australians have sex? They mate"
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"Good News: Got rid of the skunk smell on the cat using hydrogen peroxide, dishsoap & baking soda Bad News: the cat now looks like Billy Idol"
"My roommate forgot to pay the cable bill this month. They came and cut our Cox off."
"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! I am not sorry."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lic-Alot-O-Puss"
"My Dad always said never use any shortcuts. Probably why it takes him so fucking long to do anything on the computer"
"Man is incomplete until he's married....... Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."
"[nerdy] A new shoe slogan ""Be happy, and you will buy Converse!"""
"Can anyone help me. I don't know where to park my boat and all the other captains are making fun of me. im under alot of pier pressure!"
"What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian."