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Joke of the Day

"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!"

"What do you call a lazy sandstone? A sedentary rock."

"Him: my name is Robert but my friends call me Bob, you can call me whatever you like. Me: Cool, nice to meet you Nachos."

"Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews? Because the service was horrible."

"I saw a pirate finally purchase Adobe Photoshop. He handed the cashier a hook and a peg."

"My pet peeve: ketchup bottle precum"

"I used to work at a trampoline factory It had its ups and downs"

"Will you tell you the story of the huge sad wall? I shouldn't, you'll never get over it."

"What do you call a mexican protein? Amigo Acid"

"Why could the brony butterfly just barely not fly? He was a Fluttershy Posted it because My Little Pony jokes that don't insult bronies are a Rarity."